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You are bidding on what I call the
"Potter Bagel". (But I'm getting pretty hungry so if my
food stamps don't show up pretty quick, you may be too late!) Yes, one morning
as I was poking around in the kitchen for a scrap of
sustenance, I noticed a strange light emanating from a brown
paper bag behind a pile of "I Can't Believe It's Not
Aspartame" containers. Upon opening the bag, I was
bedazzled by what can only be described as a supernatural
gustatory wonder! There before me, upon the surface of
an ordinary lo-salt bagle, was the miraculous image of The
Postmaster General of the United States, John E. Potter! Now I'm not an expert in these
matters, so it could be an imposter, the "Anti-Potter", if you
will. You decide. But hurry, I haven't eaten since
lunch and those chubby little cheeks are making me drool!
On
Apr-05-05 at 18:25:23 PDT, seller added the following
information:
Oh man! This is getting scary! I think I
may be in over my head. I don't know what kind of weird
cosmic phenomena is going on. I confess, I did
munch the bagel, but THE HOLE IS STILL THERE! I don't
know what to do! Help! THE BAGEL IS MUNCHED, BUT
THE HOLE IS STILL THERE! Anybody!!?
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