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UNTIL WE FIGURE OUT A FIX.  THANKS.

Hi, I'm POSTRON, and welcome to our product page.

Well, we finally have products!  Right now, they're way

overpriced and nobody in their right mind would buy 'em.

They don't have pictures on 'em, but once we get this

internet stuff figured out, we will!  Might even have the

Mystical Bagel and OD Eller and Bob Nomo, Postal

Genius!  In the meantime, take a look!  By the way, if

you'd like a certain shirt with a certain message, just

email us, we can customize just for you!  Fonts, colors,

whatever.  We deliver for you!  (Wait, can we say that?)

Click the T-shirt images for details

TAKE IT FOR A RIDE

What? A full coverage after you've given them a

commitment time?  Don't think so, Sparky.

JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES AND CASE

You've been on this route so long, you can do it in your sleep.

UBBM OR JUST BM?

Same day, different pile.

THROW IT LIKE YOU KNOW IT

New on route? Take courage! You can do it!

BOY, YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT ROUTE

...a long time. That is unless you decide to grab a donut and a clipboard.

ALMOST A MAILMAN

You can do 90 days standing on your head, young man! Just think of it as Basic Training with less barb wire

EAT, SLEEP, CASE MAIL

I'd get a life, if I knew what one was.

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